February 2012
3 posts
Bullshit →
Feb 19th
Mw3
Spawn points. what fuckery is this? 
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
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May 2011
2 posts
May 4th
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May 4th
April 2011
7 posts
Apr 15th
yea dawggg
streetlight manifesto dos equis. no ciggs):
Apr 8th
hell yea
12er of dos xx :3
Apr 8th
call me a nerd.
So the month of march I tallied the amount of time spent with everyone in this house. Sister(blood)-30.54 hours. Brother in law-50.78 hours. Dog-23.02 hours. Cat-45.67 hours. Corn snake-2.56 hours. Kinda sad.
Apr 7th
YEAAAHHHHHHH DAWGGGGG
Going to go get a 30 pack after work. Go to the park, and 2 holmes and I gonna chill and drink. Bad day turned good.
Apr 5th
food.
I can’t recall the last time I’ve had a real meal. The last few days my diet has consisted of coke, weed, vodka, redbull, sleep depervation and call of duty. So sad.
Apr 4th
work.
If I didn’t care so much for it. I’d go in high or drunk right now.
Apr 3rd
March 2011
12 posts
Just bought a new red
hoezay: juanport: 360 controller. gonna mod it out. Gonna do *Red led lights for the xbox symbol. *Green joysticks *Green D-pad Tis gonna look sweet :3 I saw people selling the stuff to modify the lights on eBay, but got confused on how to do it. You can do mines now!!! ^___^ Well i bought it all. Debating if i wanna solder it myself. or have holmes do it.
Mar 30th
Just bought a new red
360 controller. gonna mod it out. Gonna do *Red led lights for the xbox symbol. *Green joysticks *Green D-pad Tis gonna look sweet :3
Mar 30th
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Ohai skill my name is juan →
I dolphin dive. Get flashed. And still managed to get a ballistic knife kill.
Mar 25th
“You’re a pathetic drunk” “What did you call me?” “A drunk” “No pathetic, never call me that”
Mar 24th
sweet ass triple kill :3 →
COD BO
Mar 23rd
new tattoo layout? →
Mar 22nd
Decided I
Wanna get the cat from the album Only god can judge me-AJJ just need to find an adequate artist.
Mar 22nd
Mar 17th
Cocaine.
Americas cup of coffee. going to go do some charlie sheen kthxsbai.
Mar 14th
Mar 13th
Mar 12th
Why hewwo.
It’s been some time tumblr. ready for useless shit? yes? well so am i :>
Mar 8th
May 2010
4 posts
May 19th
May 19th
Listeniheartfamke: Neutron Star Collision (Love is...
May 18th
Your Star Wars name:
iheartfamke: First Name: First 3 letters of first name + second 2 letters of last name Second Name: First 2 letters of mother’s maiden name + first 3 letters of hometown Mine works out to: Whind Br’Son. That could work, with all of the books I’ve read this would fit in pretty well. (via dbsw, azurefalls) Josgu Sasan, not bad!! JUAPO ORSAN lulzzzzzzzz
May 7th
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April 2010
5 posts
She is so beautiful!
I heard one of her songs today after like a year…quite sad/:
Apr 28th
Apr 25th
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Apr 14th
Apr 14th
Apr 2nd
March 2010
19 posts
Mar 26th
Mar 26th
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Mar 21st
Mar 19th
385 notes
Again for josie
Gucci bathing suits, only thing I’m dressin’ in Cause I get wetter than a navy seal veteran
Mar 14th
2 notes
Mar 14th
35 notes
(:
These muscle relaxers mixed with these pain killers does the trick. :D
Mar 14th
Mar 12th
ListenListen
Mar 11th
Juan Portillo gave me a black eye call the cops
iheartfamke: juanport: iheartfamke: juanport: you’re gonna regret this tomorrow you know that right? hopefully. hope I wish i do.thats fucking life yu-yu-you have to live with it, you have to live with life. L. O. FUCKING L. God i fucking forgot about that day! (: i lol’d We need to have more nights like this before you leave. And I’m still waiting for my bracelet!!! yea
Mar 11th
Juan Portillo gave me a black eye call the cops
iheartfamke: juanport: you’re gonna regret this tomorrow you know that right? hopefully. hope I wish i do.thats fucking life yu-yu-you have to live with it, you have to live with life. L. O. FUCKING L. God i fucking forgot about that day! (: i lol’d
Mar 11th
4 notes
Juan Portillo gave me a black eye call the cops
your gonna regret this tomorrow you know that right? hopefully. hope I wish i do.thats fucking life yu-yu-you have to live with it, you have to live with life.
Mar 11th
4 notes
If you getting money
she used to have a husband until she found out that he cheats, then she filed for divorce and watched that bank account increase
Mar 10th
WTF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
smellymichelleyy: iheartfamke: juanport: iheartfamke: I iz gay i spam mucho WKUK pics no ZACH, I IZ to 1337 at suckinz teh cock!!!! 1. I iz gay (the Nicki Minaj gif is really helping my case) 2. I only take 5 dicks. 3.dick. 4. Yes Juan I iz not 1337 at suckinz teh cock, spring break, woooo!!! ( /kitty from arrested development impression) <—— Josie xxtuffguyxxx.
Mar 8th
WTF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
iheartfamke: I iz gay i spam mucho WKUK pics no ZACH, I IZ to 1337 at suckinz teh cock!!!!
Mar 8th
5 notes
Fuck liz lee....She has my heart (:
Mar 4th
Listensmellymichelleyy: pertoleum: lordquas: CRS...
Mar 2nd